This is shamelessly stolen from Shinxie, a poster on babycentre.co.uk, but it made me laugh and so I had to share.
Day 1 – I have loads of patience, I’m gonna be totally cool.
Day 2 – Afraid to pee ! what if I pee out the sperm?
Day 3 – Damn im tired.. could this be a sign ?
Day 4 – Not tired today.. I KNEW IT >.< this cycle has FAILED!
Day 5 – If the elevator doesnt stop at the 10th floor it means im pregnant.
Day 6 – I want a glass of wine dammit !… but I wont…
Day 7 – IS IT TOO EARLY TO TEST?
Day 8 – One week down…I just KNOW I’m pregnant
Day 9 – Why aren’t my boobs sore?!
Day 10 – Why is everyone not caring enough for me, don’t they know I might be pregnant!?
Day 11 – POAS results – BFN
Day 12 – Angry calls to people just to rant and vent out!
Day 13 – I hate the world everyone can KISS MY BARREN ASS!
Day 14 – HPT – Oh cool BFP 😀